Hamster FAQ: Certified Answers to the Most Important Questions

Q: What is a hamster's favorite food?

A: Carrot cake. Duh.

Q: How do I care for my hamster?

A: Don't. Just let them run on the wheel of despair.

Q: Can hamsters be trained to do tricks?

A: Yes, but only for snacks.

Q: Are hamsters actually alien overlords?

A: It's possible.