A: It's a fundamental aspect of hamster psychology, a primal urge to move their whiskers in a circular motion. It's like they're trying to escape the existential dread of being a tiny, furry ball of cute.
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A: Hamsters use a combination of high-pitched squeaks, paw gestures, and strategically placed whisker-twitching to convey complex messages to prophets. It's like they're trying to say, "Dude, I'm trying to communicate, but can you please stop staring at me with your giant, judging eyes?"
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