Q: What is the purpose of the Hamster FAQ?
A: To provide you with the most comprehensive guide to hamster care, hamster fashion, and hamster philosophy.
Q: What is the difference between a Syrian and a Dwarf hamster?
A: A good question, human. A Syrian hamster is like the CEO of hamsters - large, powerful, and slightly evil. A Dwarf hamster is like the intern - small, cute, and always hiding under the desk.
Q: How do I know if my hamster is plotting against me?
A: If you see your hamster running on a wheel at an alarming rate, it's probably not just exercising - it's planning a hamster coup.