Hamster Training: Where the Wheels of Despair Meet the Whiskers of Joy

Welcome, hamster enthusiast, to the most rigorous and demanding hamster training program on the planet!

• Training Schedule
• Treats and Incentives
• Hamster Disasters: A Gallery of Catastrophic Failures

Remember, our hamsters are trained to be the most elite, the most superior, the most utterly useless creatures in the animal kingdom.