Q: What do I do if I see a cat eyeing my burrow entrance?
A: Don't panic! It's just your neighbor, Mr. Whiskers, trying to get in on the free hamster snacks. Ignore him and keep your snacks secure in your hamster ball.
Q: What do I do if I see a raccoon trying to burrow into my hamster paradise?
A: Don't let those masked bandits get the best of you! Keep your hamster balls secure with strong locks, and consider investing in some hamster-grade pepper spray for those pesky critters.
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