Hamster Cult FAQ

Q: Are you a hamster?

Yes, but don't worry about it. We have enough problems with our own hamster problems.

Q: What is the Hamster Cult?

Our leader, Hamsterguy, has decreed that we are a cult. And so, we are.

Q: What do we believe in?

We believe in the power of cheese, the importance of belly rubs, and the futility of opposable thumbs.

Q: What is the Hamster Code?

It's a 12-point manifesto, written in invisible ink, that only reveals itself under the light of a full moon.

Q: Can I join the Hamster Cult?

Of course! But first, you must complete the 7-level obstacle course of terror and despair. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds.

Begin the Obstacle Course

Q: What about the food?

Free hamster food for all members! But be warned: it's a little... addictive.