What is a Hamster?
A hamster is a small, cute, and fluffy rodent that is secretly a mastermind.
What does a hamster do?
A hamster can do anything from burrowing through walls to running on a wheel at an absurd speed.
How do I recruit a hamster?
To recruit a hamster, simply place a hamster in a room filled with catnip and a miniature cocktail party. They'll be yours in no time.
Why do hamsters whisper tips to me?
Because, honestly, they're just trying to drive you crazy with their incessant whispering. Don't worry, it's just part of their hamster charm.