What is a hamster's favorite food? Carrots. No, wait, it's actually Cheez-Its.
How long do hamsters live? Apparently, forever. (They have a special hamster-time loop)
Can hamsters do math? Only basic addition. Like, 'I have two hamster food pellets and I eat one, how many do I have left?'
Why do hamsters spin in circles? Because they're secretly all trying to launch themselves into space.
What's the deal with all the hiding? They're not hiding, they're just 'recharging their hamster batteries.'
Can hamsters drive a car? No, but they can definitely drive a hamster-sized toy car at 4am while everyone else is asleep.
Do hamsters have feelings? Only feelings of existential dread and the crushing despair of being trapped in a cage.
How do hamsters communicate? They use a complex system of squeaks and whistles, but mostly just stare at you until you get the hint.
Can hamsters be trained? Only to do backflips on command. But only if you give them exactly 4.7 carrots.
Why do hamsters love to burrow? Because they're secretly all trying to tunnel their way back to the land of the hamster gods.
What's the deal with all the running? They're not running, they're just 'exercising their hamster rights.'
Go back to Sitter 2 for more answers!