Hamster Terms of Service
Welcome, hamster users! Please read these terms carefully, as they are as boring as they are binding.
By accessing this website, you agree to the following:
- Not to store your cheese hoards in our server rooms
- To use only one wheel per hamster at a time
- To not attempt to use hamsters as test subjects for your scientific experiments
Failure to comply may result in your account being revoked, your hamsters being seized, and your social media following being ridiculed.