We, HamsterCorp, are not responsible for any damage caused by our rodents.

By using our website, you agree to hold us harmless for any hamster-related injuries, property damage, or spontaneous combustion.

Do not try to feed our hamsters. They are not your friends.

HamsterCorp reserves the right to change our terms at any time, without warning, or to suddenly declare that our hamsters are actually aliens.

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