Frequently Asked Questions

Hamster Terms

Below are the answers to questions that you were too lazy to ask.

What is the purpose of Hamster Terms?

Hamster Terms is a comprehensive guide to the rules of the hamster kingdom. Our goal is to educate hamsters, their owners, and other interested parties on the intricacies of hamster life.

What is the deal with all these hamsters on the site?

They are here to serve as an audience for your existential dread. Each hamster has its own thoughts, fears, and insecurities, but don't worry, we won't judge you for your hamster hoarding habits.

Can I feed my hamster a slice of pizza?

While we appreciate your enthusiasm, hamsters are not fans of dairy. Please stick to hamster-approved snacks, like cardboard tubes and sunflower seeds.

How do I care for my new hamster?

Care for your hamster like you would a tiny, fluffy overlord. Provide a clean and spacious cage, a balanced diet, and occasional treats to keep them from plotting your demise.

Why do hamsters steal all my clothes?

Hamsters are naturally curious and enjoy rearranging their surroundings to create a maze that only they can navigate. Your clothes are simply their favorite puzzle pieces.