Welcome to the esteemed institution of Hamster Terms, where the greatest minds are trained by the greatest hamster instructors! And none is greater than Squeaky the Sensation, the hamster with a PhD in Hamsteristics.
With a proven track record of teaching hamsters how to do hamster stuff, Squeaky has been hailed as the hamster whisperer. Her unorthodox methods have been known to drive her students to the brink of hamster madness, but hey, that's a small price to pay for greatness, right?
"Squeaky is the hamster whisperer of the 21st century." - Hammy the Hamster
"I was skeptical at first, but Squeaky's unorthodox methods really worked for me... said no hamster, ever." - Mr. Whiskers the Hamster
"Squeaky's Hamster-Hour" will be held on the next Tuesday. Join us for an evening of hamster-related shenanigans and self-discovery.