Hamster Terms of Service: Don't @ Me

We, the Hamster Empire, value your right to be adorable. But we also have rules. Like, really strict rules. Like, "don't touch the hamster food" rules. So, here's what happens if you mess up:

Rule 1: No hamster juggling. We have hamster juggling classes for that. Go there.

• Hamster Juggling Classes | Learn the art of hamster juggling with our expert instructors!

Rule 2: No hamster whispering. We have hamster whispering classes for that too. Don't even think about it.

• Hamster Whispering Classes | Because, honestly, who needs that much hamster whispering in your life?

And that's it. Don't make us come after you with our fluffy wrath.

Want to learn more about hamster law? Go here:

• Hamster Court System | Because, you know, hamsters need rules.
• Hamster Codes and Regulations | Don't get caught with a bad hamster tattoo.