Hamster Safety Protocols

Because hamsters have feelings too, man.

Or do they?

• Hamster Safety 101: The Basics
• Hamster Safety 102: The Hazards of Cheese
• Hamster Safety 103: The Ethics of Hamster Labor

1. Hamster Cage Escape Prevention
2. Hamster Toilet Paper Protocol
3. Hamster Sedative Protocol

Disclaimer: These protocols are for entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter.

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