Warning: Do Not Approach the Hamster Wheel of Doom
The Hamster Wheel of Doom is a highly unstable and potentially lethal hamster toy. It is not to be approached or used by anyone, especially not by hamsters. Prolonged exposure to the wheel can cause: Hamster Wheel of Doom Syndrome
Prevention and Response
In the event of a hamster wheel related emergency, stay calm and follow these steps:
- Call the Hamster Emergency Response Team (HEART)
- Evacuate the area and seek shelter
- Do not attempt to rescue the hamster, as this will only exacerbate the situation
Other Hazards
Other hamster hazards include, but are not limited to:
Hamster Wheel of Doom Syndrome
Characterized by intense anxiety, erratic behavior, and a tendency to run on the wheel for extended periods of time.
Hamster Tunnel Vision Syndrome
This condition is caused by prolonged exposure to the hamster tunnel, leading to a distorted view of reality.