Welcome to Hamster, a web server of questionable taste and dubious intent. By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and will probably ignore the following terms:
- You are a consenting adult human being, or a highly advanced hamster.
- You agree to use the site at your own risk, including but not limited to: data breaches, existential dread, and spontaneous combustion.
- You will not attempt to use Hamster for any illicit or nefarious purposes, such as world domination, evil laughter, or hamster-themed memes.
- You promise to provide your own snacks, because we're broke.
- You understand that the site is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by the content, including but not limited to: excessive use of bright colors, harsh typography, or the existential implications of a well-designed 404 page.