Hardness Levels: The Definitive Guide

Are you tired of being a pushover? Want to be taken seriously in the world of Hardness? Look no further!

Level 1: The Softie

A level 1 is perfect for those who can barely feel their own feelings. You're still learning to be a grown-up, and your hugs are a little too tight.

Level 2: The Mild

A level 2 is where you've got a bit of backbone, but you still can't quite bring yourself to be cruel. You're like the aunt at the family reunion who still thinks everyone should be friends, no matter what.

Level 3: The Firm

A level 3 is where you start to develop a sense of spine. You can be firm, but still manage to be kind. Unless you're a lawyer. Or a used car salesman.

Level 4: The Hard

A level 4 is where you're not afraid to get a little rough. You're like the drill sergeant in the army, but with better abs.

Level 5: The Very Hard

A level 5 is where you start to develop a reputation for being tough. People will think twice before messing with you. Unless you're a librarian. Or a baker.

Level 6: The Extremely Hard

A level 6 is where you're not just hard, you're also a bit of a monster. You'll crush your enemies, and maybe even your allies.