Bilaterial Napping: The Technique of Sleeping with Your Socks On
Warning: Do not attempt to nap bilaterally without proper training. It's a delicate art.
Tips for Successful Bilateral Napping
Choose a weighted sock with a mass of at least 300 grams. Anything less will not suffice.
Do not nap with your head at the foot of your bed or you risk disrupting the delicate balance of your napping field.
Do not expect to become a master of bilateral napping overnight. It takes months of dedicated practice.
Remember, the art of bilateral napping is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle.