Because Who Needs Happiness, Anyway?
Our Sad Little Salon is a place where you can come to wallow in the depths of despair and self-pity. We have a wide variety of existential crises to choose from, all carefully crafted to make you wonder if you'll ever find your purpose in life.
But wait, there's more! Our Salon also features a rotating selection of:
- Overpriced artisanal coffee drinks made from the finest tears of the oppressed
- Carefully curated playlists of ambient noise to enhance your feelings of emptiness
- A selection of avant-garde art pieces that will make you question the meaninglessness of existence