The Semicolon: A Brief History of Utter Confusion

In the grand tapestry of punctuation, there exists a mark so enigmatic, so divisive, that its very presence can evoke strong emotions and inspire heated debates. I, of course, speak of the semicolon.

A Brief Rant by the Semicolon Liberation Front

For centuries, the semicolon has been the bane of grammatical existence, a constant reminder that even the most well-crafted sentence can be reduced to rubble by its misplacement. It's the punctuation mark that dare not speak its name, yet still insists on making its presence known.

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