Welcome to the Cookie Inspector's Guide, where we dish out the best, most exclusive information on High-Clearance Perks.
High-Clearance Perks are reserved for the most elite, the crème de la crème. You've got to know the right people, have a certain je ne sais quoi.
But, don't worry, we're willing to share. Sort of. Kind of. Not really.
We've got a whole section on Most Secure Cookies, because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good cookie?
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Cookie Heists, where we'll teach you how to swipe the best cookies without getting caught.
But, if you're really feeling fancy, you might want to look into our Royal Privileges, where we'll show you how the cookie aristocracy lives.