Welcome to the Skyscraper of Despair, where the elevator always breaks down and the views are always bleak.

We're not really sure what you did wrong, but you're definitely on the wrong floor.

Try not to get too attached to your hopes and dreams – they'll only get crushed by our malfunctioning elevators.

Take the stairs (if you dare) Peer into the void Live it up with us, in our overpriced penthouse suite