Welcome to Larry's Hire-a-Bot

Larry's Hire-a-Bot is a premier employment agency specializing in placing middle-aged men into positions of power.

We have a wide range of positions available, including but not limited to:

• Overlord of the Coffee Shop
• Head of the Janitorial Department
• Lead Sock Modeler

Apply now and take the first step towards a lifetime supply of free donuts!

We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Or, you know, a 50% satisfaction guarantee. We're not really sure what that means, but it sounds nice.

We are not responsible for any damage caused by our clients' incompetence. You have been warned.