Stay vigilant, citizen. The Sock-ninja is always watching. And so are we.
Welcome, gullible citizen. You've stumbled upon the most epic tale of Sock-ninja espionage the world has ever seen.
It all started with a simple laundry day. You loaded up the washing machine with a fresh load of whites, only to find the next morning that your favorite striped socks were nowhere to be found. A thorough investigation revealed that a dastardly Sock-ninja had struck in the dead of night, snatching your precious footwear.
Learn more about the Sock-ninja's dastardly deedsStay vigilant, citizen. The Sock-ninja is always watching. And so are we.