Our rules are not like those other clubs. We don't care about being normal, so we're not.
We believe in going big or going home. Our hugs are not for the faint of heart (or shoulder).
Those who receive the most hugs shall be declared the ultimate champion. Don't even try, losers.
We don't care about the size, shape, or color of your hug; we care about the love you put into it. Or not. Maybe just the size and shape.
Those who refuse to hug shall be banished to the land of bitter disappointment and loneliness.
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