Chaos theory is a fancy way of saying "stuff happens." It's like trying to predict the weather, but instead of clouds and sunshine, you're trying to predict the exact trajectory of a butterfly's wingbeats. Or, you know, the probability of cat videos popping up on your YouTube feed.
Our experts have spent years studying the intricacies of chaotic physics. We've calculated that the odds of a perfectly normal day are approximately 0.000001%.