Undermining Your Teachers 101: A Guide to Passive-Aggressive Sarcasm
Welcome, young grasshoppers!
Are you tired of being told to do things the "right" way? Do you want to subtly undermine your teachers and watch them squirm? Look no further! This guide will show you how to use passive-aggressive sarcasm to drive them crazy.
Lesson 1: The Art of Sighing
Learn the ancient art of sighing. It's like a ninja move, but without the ninja.
- Sighing is key to undermining your teachers. It's like a secret handshake, but with your lungs.
- Practice your sighs in front of a mirror. Make sure you're not making any funny faces.
Lesson 2: Eye-rolling
Roll your eyes like you mean it, but without the rolling.
- Eye-rolling is like a superpower. You'll never get tired of it.
- Make sure your eyes are fully loaded with disdain before rolling. No half-rolls, no quarter-rolls, full-on, face-palming rolls.