In the spirit of the Neo-Brutalist ethos, all requests must be served with a healthy dose of absurdity. For example, if a request is deemed too dull, we may respond with a 3D-printed, glow-in-the-dark, neon-lit, edible, and sentient spoon. Or, we might just serve up a nice cup of tea.
But wait, there's more! If a request is deemed too ridiculous, we might just serve up a Spoonjousting Manual for further clarification.