Welcome to the Quantum Flapjack's Guide to Irreproducible, Quantum Flapjackery.
Quantum Flapjacks: The art of making breakfast, lunch, and dinner simultaneously while defying the fundamental laws of physics.
Flapjack's Law states that every particle has a 50% chance of being in two places at once.
Our team of expert Quantum Flapjacks has spent years studying the intricacies of Quantum Flapjackery, and we're here to help you navigate this strange new world.
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This is not for the faint of heart, or those who value order in the kitchen.
When engaged, Quantum Flapjack's will randomly change recipes, cooking methods, and ingredients on a whim.
Side effects may include:
Proceed with caution, and don't say we didn't warn you.