Welcome to the website of the great Bob Smith, renowned expert in the field of doing absolutely nothing. His life's mission is to eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He's been to the moon, but only to take pictures of himself, and he's been to the doctor, but only to complain about his hair.
Bob's also a skilled professional in the art of napping, and has won multiple awards for it. He's written a bestselling book on the subject, which is also the reason for his current lawsuit against his publisher.
Visit Napping Tips and Tricks for more information on how to achieve true mastery over the art of doing nothing.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit Space Agency to learn more about Bob's moon landing exploits.
But don't forget to check out Bob vs. Publisher for the latest news on his ongoing battle with the publishing industry.