Red Tape Bureaucracy

Lost in the Red Tape

Warning: You are entering a realm where the forms never end and the answers are always no.

Our department of Red Tape Bureaucracy is committed to slowing down your progress with an endless loop of pointless paperwork.

For the sake of national security, please fill out this form in triplicate:




View our extensive collection of forms and regulations

Forms and Regulations

Here, you will find our ever-growing collection of forms that will make you question the meaning of life.

Our Mission

Our Mission

We are the guardians of the Red Tape Bureaucracy, dedicated to making your life a never-ending cycle of paperwork and frustration.

Our mission is to create an infinite loop of forms, regulations, and pointless meetings that will make you question the very fabric of reality.