Mike the Micromanager: The Unrelenting Taskmaster

Welcome to the lair of Mike, where productivity is a never-ending cycle of terror.

Here, tasks are assigned, and dreams are crushed.

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Current Task: Eternal Scrolling

Scroll, scroll, scroll. Never stop scrolling. The abyss of email, the sea of social media, the void of meetings...

Estimated time to completion: Unknown. Probability of completion: 0.0%

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