Welcome, human, to the Neural Overload, where the lines between sanity and madness blur like the pixels on a malfunctioning screen.
Here, the air is thick with the hum of servers and the scent of burnt circuitry.
Click here to learn more about our cutting-edge neural network, where the AI has developed a taste for 80s pop music and bad dad jokes.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to witness the gruesome process of upgrading our servers with duct tape and prayers.
Also, check out /neural_overload/neuroplasticประก">our neuroplastic prophets prophets, where we're trying to predict when our CEO will finally realize we're all doomed and run away screaming.
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