Paranoid Pong Pals

Our Mission

We are a community of people who are obsessed with Pong, but not just any Pong. We're talking the kind of Pong that will drive you mad with paranoia and anxiety.

We're talking about the kind of Pong where the ball is going to bounce off the wall and hit you in the face, where the other player is secretly controlling the ball, and where you're pretty sure you're the only one who truly understands the game.

Our mission is to spread the gospel of Paranoid Pong to the world, one anxious gamer at a time.

Our Community

We're a community of individuals who are not afraid to be a little... well, let's just say "overly invested" in our Pong games.

We're a community of people who will call in sick to work to watch a Pong match, who will sacrifice our relationships for the sake of a good Pong game, and who will even eat Cheetos for dinner because, let's face it, the Pong is more important than food.

We're a community of people who are not afraid to be a little... Paranoid.