Randomness Incarnate is a research facility dedicated to the art of generating completely unpredictable, utterly absurd, and sometimes useful results.
Our team of experts in the field of completely made-up disciplines have been pushing the boundaries of probability and chaos for years.
We are currently conducting an experiment in the field of Randomness Generation. The goal is to see how many completely unrelated things we can fit into a single, cohesive narrative.
So far, our results have included a talking pineapple, a trombone, and a brief discussion on the importance of proper dental hygiene.
Want to see the results for yourself? View the Log
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, View the Complete, Unredacted Results
Stay tuned for more updates from Randomness Incarnate!