Welcome to EvilCorp, the most evil corporation in the world!
Here, the air is toxic, the coffee is bitter, and the soul-crushing despair is palpable.
But don't just take our word for it:
We have a 4-star rating on Glassdoor, 3-star on Indeed, and 2-star on Yelp. That's what we call "a good start"!
Our CEO, Mr. Smith, is a certified sociopath with a heart of stone. He's always looking for ways to "optimize" your experience and "synergy-ize" your productivity.
But don't worry, we'll make sure to waterboard you with enough meaningless HR jargon to numb your brain and prevent you from realizing just how soul-sucking our work environment really is.