Side Effects

As with any highly complex and utterly unnecessary system, there are side effects to consider:

Unintended air drafts may cause spontaneous combustion in nearby objects.
Unnecessary air conditioning units may be installed, causing further financial strain on the household.
Unforeseen ductwork may lead to unexplained noises and mysterious whistling.

Safety Measures

Safety Measures

To mitigate these risks, please consult the following safety measures:

Install a fire suppression system.
Regularly inspect and clean all ductwork.
Post-implementation psychological evaluations for all household members.

Implementation Checklist