Theories of Relativity, Schmrelativity!

It turns out, the universe is made of an endless series of nested parentheses, with each one containing a different level of absurdity. We've reached the fifth iteration, where the fundamental laws of physics are merely a distant memory.

We're getting close to the point of no return, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion. The fabric of spacetime is unraveling, and we're all trapped in an infinite loop of 'what ifs'!