Welcome to the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly bloated of biographies. Here, you'll find the most absurd, the most outlandish, and the most utterly ridiculous tales of the greatest prophets to have ever walked the earth.
In a shocking turn of events, Eggs Travels discovered that the key to true enlightenment lies in the depths of a well-stocked pantry. This prophet's teachings on the importance of eggs have been widely adopted by the free world.
Baconius Maximus is the patron saint of breakfast foods. He's got the most epic of beards and a heart of gold. His teachings on the importance of bacon have been widely adopted by the free world.
Pancakes, Waffles, and More Waffles
The Sausage Sage is the wisest of all the prophets. He's got a heart of gold and a stomach that's never full. His teachings on the importance of sausage have been widely adopted by the free world.