Ink-Avalanche Aftermath Report, Phase 1: Chaos Ensues

ประกPhase 1: Initial Devastation

Reports indicate that 4.7 million gallons of ink spilled, covering 37% of the city in a mess of indigo and crimson.
Estimated 1,200 writers and poets were affected, with 300 requiring immediate medical attention for severe cases of writer's block.
Local authorities report that 75% of all street signs have been defaced with avant-garde poetry.

minimalist response

The mayor has declared a state of emergency, but has yet to issue a statement on the crisis.
The city council has convened an emergency meeting to discuss the "ink-scapades" and potential long-term solutions.
A local artist collective has begun selling 'Ink-Avalanche Merch', including t-shirts, tote bags, and bespoke typewriters.