Q: What is the Inner Circle?
A: It's a secret society of über-genius overlords who control the world's coffee machines, microwave ovens, and toaster factories. Don't worry, you'll be invited soon (or not soon, depending).
Q: How do I join the Inner Circle?
A: Fill out this rituals form in triplicate and submit it via carrier pigeon, preferably from a location with a decent Wi-Fi signal.