Welcome, Inner Circle Siblings! You've made it into the most exclusive club in the universe. We have cookies, and also some very good advice.
Cookie Policy Our Story The Sibling ManifestoOur cookies are crunchy, our cookies are fresh. We have cookies for all occasions, including but not limited to:
We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated siblings who have been secretly ruling the world for years. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Sibling RivalryWe believe in the power of sibling unity. We believe in the importance of sibling rivalry. And we believe in the absolute, unadulterated power of sibling cookies.
Sibling Code of ConductWe expect our siblings to behave in a respectful, yet ridiculous manner. To laugh at each other's jokes, even when they're not funny. And to never, ever share our cookies with outsiders.
What to Do with OutsidersWhen dealing with outsiders, we recommend a stern, yet firm, yet slightly sarcastic, tone. And always, always offer them a cookie. Even if it's just a cookie in a bag.