Inner Circle: Leave of Absence

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!

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Leaving the Circle: The Ultimate Guide

Welcome to the Inner Circle, where the only way to leave is to not leave. But, if you insist, here's how:

You'll need a good reason, or else why bother? The Circle won't let you just leave for no reason.

Reasons to Leave:

• They're boring.
• They're not boring enough.
• They're too boring.
• The snacks are terrible.

Choose a reason, and we'll help you craft an exit strategy that'll make you famous in the Circle!

Or, if you're feeling fancy:

Take the Philosophical Exit, where you'll ponder the meaning of life, and the meaning of the Circle.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous:

Take the Escape Plan, where you'll craft a daring plan to break free from the Circle's grasp.

Disclaimer: Leaving the Inner Circle may result in loss of sanity, hair loss, or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure to our website may also be hazardous to your health. Don't say we didn't warn you!

Inner Circle: Because you can't leave, but you can try.

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