Inspection Records

A Repository of the Ridiculous

This is a collection of records documenting the absurd, the bizarre, and the just plain wrong. Browse at your own risk.

Record #1: The Time I Accidentally Superglued My Socks

On a fateful Tuesday, I found myself stuck to my bed due to an unfortunate incident involving a can of superglue and a pair of socks. I was unable to free myself for 37 hours, 14 minutes, and 22 seconds.