We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated heart rate inspectors, dedicated to bringing you the most accurate, most hilarious, and most unnecessary heart rate readings in the business.
Our team of experts has been monitoring the heart rates of the world's most discerning individuals for years, and we're not afraid of a little competition. In fact, we're the ones who make the competition look like they're just faking it.
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We believe that a heart rate is not just a number, it's a way of life. We're not just about measuring beats per minute, we're about understanding the rhythm of existence.