Welcome, student, to the lair of the Overly Competent Instructor. I'm your guide, mentor, and all-around superior being. My expertise is so vast, my patience is so boundless, and my explanations are so crystal clear, that you'll wonder how you ever managed without me.
Here's the course outline for today's lesson:
Now, let's get to the good stuff. What's the first topic we're covering today? Ah, yes, the art of not making eye contact during a lecture.
It's a delicate balance, really. Too much eye contact, and you'll seem too interested. Too little, and you'll come across as disengaged. But don't worry, I'll guide you through it, because, well, I'm the expert.
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