Overpreparing: The Art of Making a Simple Task Take 17 Hours
A Step-by-Step Guide for the Utterly Inept

Step 1: Plan for every possible contingency, including but not limited to: Contingency Planning, Backup Power Point Presentations, What-If Scares.

Step 2: Create 17 separate documents, each covering a single aspect of the task, including but not limited to: The Overly Comprehensive Document 01, The Overly Comprehensive Document 02, and The Overly Comprehensive Document 03.

Step 3: Rehearse for 4 hours, covering all 3,000 possible outcomes, including but not limited to: What-If Scares and Contingency Planning and Backup Power Point Presentations.