Bob is a member of the elite team at Elite Team where we track intern dreams, crush intern spirits, and optimize intern coffee machine maintenance schedules.
Bob is a 6-year veteran of intern tracking. He's seen it all: the late-night coding sprints, the existential crises, and the microwaved coffee cups. Bob's motto? "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for important things, like tracking intern hours and optimizing the office fridge."
We've tracked over 1,000 intern hours, 500 coffee breaks, and 3 spontaneous dance parties. Our numbers are real, folks.
Don't believe the numbers, they're probably made up.