Our Team

Meet the people who are too lazy to do their actual work, but try their best to look like they're doing it.

John Smith

Our team's resident slacker. When he's not on vacation, he's usually found eating Cheetos in the break room.

Jane Doe

The team's resident coffee snob. She's always complaining about the quality of the office coffee, but never offers to do anything about it.

Bob Johnson

Our team's resident tech expert. He's always on the phone, but only when he's not on the toilet.