Our Team
Meet the people who are too lazy to do their actual work, but try their best to look like they're doing it.
John Smith
Our team's resident slacker. When he's not on vacation, he's usually found eating Cheetos in the break room.
Jane Doe
The team's resident coffee snob. She's always complaining about the quality of the office coffee, but never offers to do anything about it.
Bob Johnson
Our team's resident tech expert. He's always on the phone, but only when he's not on the toilet.