Meet the Alpha Team

Lead Brute: Alpha-1

Alpha-1 is the founder and CEO of this fine establishment. He's a master of the Brute style and a savior of the masses.

Learn more about Beta-3, our resident Brute whisperer.

Discover the enigmatic Omega, our Brute whisperer's apprentice.

Team Members

• Alpha-1 (CEO)
• Beta-3 (Senior Brute Whisperer)
• Omega (Brute-in-Training)

Want to join our team? We're hiring!

Team Achievements

We've achieved many great things, including:

• Breaking the record for most consecutive hours spent in front of a screen.
• Developing a style so bold, it's almost illegal.
• Perfecting the art of doing nothing.

View our awards and accolades.